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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #219 on: June 02, 2023, 05:06 pm »
I joined a local cooking club, but I misunderstood the rules, I thought the first rule was you don't talk about Cooking Club, so I didn't say a word but they kicked me out when I spilled the beans
Pretty half-baked, even for a dad joke.

I dunno, I thought it was a gas.

(Yeah, I know, I'm dating myself with that expression)
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #218 on: June 02, 2023, 04:31 pm »
I joined a local cooking club, but I misunderstood the rules, I thought the first rule was you don't talk about Cooking Club, so I didn't say a word but they kicked me out when I spilled the beans
Pretty half-baked, even for a dad joke.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #217 on: June 02, 2023, 03:29 pm »
I joined a local cooking club, but I misunderstood the rules, I thought the first rule was you don't talk about Cooking Club, so I didn't say a word but they kicked me out when I spilled the beans
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #216 on: May 22, 2023, 09:54 am »
Did any of you hear about the guy who covered his scrotum in glitter?

Pretty nuts.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #215 on: May 17, 2023, 05:08 pm »
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #214 on: May 14, 2023, 06:13 pm »
What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

Ian.

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #213 on: April 18, 2023, 01:54 pm »
Did you know???


The man who invented the Ferris Wheel and the man that invented the merry-go-round never met. It's true.


They travel in different circles.
I sent this one to my 6 year old great-nephew.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #212 on: April 18, 2023, 12:04 pm »
Did you know???


The man who invented the Ferris Wheel and the man that invented the merry-go-round never met. It's true.


They travel in different circles.

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #211 on: April 10, 2023, 08:48 pm »
Change is hard.

Have you ever tried to bite a nickel?
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #210 on: March 29, 2023, 11:35 am »
What's the opposite of Formaldehyde?



Casual Jekyll
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #209 on: March 29, 2023, 10:25 am »
I had a problem with my computer yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old kid next door.

Eric clicked a couple of keys and solved the problem. As he left, I asked, "So what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an I D ten T error."

I felt stupid asking, "What's an I D ten T error?"

He asked, "Haven't you ever heard of that before?"

"Nope."

Write it down. You'll figure it out."

So I wrote down "ID10T."

And I used to like him.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #208 on: March 24, 2023, 02:48 pm »
Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother?

Oh, yes he did. His name is Brocco Lee.
Don't forget his polite sibling.
Court Lee.

Is Sal Lee his brother or sister?

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #207 on: March 24, 2023, 02:43 pm »
Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother?

Oh, yes he did. His name is Brocco Lee.
Don't forget his polite sibling.
Court Lee.

Is Sal Lee his brother or sister?
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #206 on: March 24, 2023, 02:23 pm »
Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother?

Oh, yes he did. His name is Brocco Lee.
Don't forget his polite sibling.
Court Lee.
Maroon = moderator talk.
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Italics in a synopsis = a quote from a WAPO letter.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #205 on: March 24, 2023, 12:17 pm »
Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother?

Oh, yes he did. His name is Brocco Lee.

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