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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #807 on: Today at 01:25 am »
Are you addicted to seaweed?
If so, you should seek kelp
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« Reply #806 on: Yesterday at 01:53 am »
Did you hear that the guy who invented autocorrect passed away last week?
His funnel is tomato. He will be mist.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #805 on: March 21, 2026, 07:35 am »
My archeologist friend just got back from a party celebrating the excavation of the largest dinosaur tibia ever found.
She said it was a real shindig.
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« Reply #804 on: March 20, 2026, 09:06 am »

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #803 on: March 20, 2026, 05:41 am »
I quit my job at Subway
They're just going to have to find someone new to fill the roll
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #802 on: March 19, 2026, 12:17 am »

I have kleptomania.
It's normally under control, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #801 on: March 18, 2026, 12:16 am »
Never iron a four-leaf clover
It doesn't pay to press your luck.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #800 on: March 17, 2026, 08:39 am »
Leprechauns always like to hang out on the paddy-o. 🍀
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #799 on: March 17, 2026, 03:46 am »
Do you know the difference between elves, leprechauns, and trolls?
I don't.
I never understood the gnomenclature

Happy St Patrick's Day!
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #798 on: March 16, 2026, 08:15 am »

The other day my friend David’s I.D. was stolen,
 so now we’re forced to call him "Dav."



(and yes, this stupid joke is my sideways tribute
to the infamous Dave of our years gone by)
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #797 on: March 16, 2026, 02:45 am »
It was so cold yesterday that my computer froze.
It was my own fault though, I left too many windows open.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #796 on: March 15, 2026, 07:25 am »
Why is teaching in the math department so empowering?
It's a place where everyone counts
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #795 on: March 14, 2026, 12:14 am »
I thought I was grabbing mouthwash.
But it was Axe body wash
Now I talk with an Axe scent
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« Reply #794 on: March 13, 2026, 06:23 am »
On an Australian baking show some guy made a giant Pavlova and everyone clapped. That was weird!
Normally in Australia they boo meringue.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #793 on: March 12, 2026, 06:31 am »
What do electricians and tailors have in common?
They can both fix shorts
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